Nike Women’s Ad – SNL


[ APPLAUSE ]
>>WITH NIKE, WOMEN PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT EVERY DAY.
>>LET’S JUST SAY I ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES.
>>BECAUSE WHAT YOU DO IS WHO YOU ARE.
>>I’M A RUNNER. I RUN.
>>I’M A FIGHTER. I FIGHT.
>>AND I JUST SIT THE HELL DOWN AND CHILL IN THESE JOGGING
PANTS.>>INTRODUCING THE NEW NIKE PRO
CHILLER LEGGINGS. DESIGNED FOR ENDURANCE, BUT USED
FOR WHAT MOST WOMEN ACTUALLY DO IN LEGGINGS.
SETTING UP SHOP ON THEIR COUCH.>>THE HIGHEST PEAK.
THE TOP OF THE PODIUM. COUCH.
BED. OTHER SIDE OF COUCH.
>>FRONT DOOR TO RECEIVE DELIVERY OF ONE SINGLE BAGEL.
WITH PATENTED MOISTURE WICKING TECHNOLOGY,
>>360 DEGREES OF SUPPORTIVE AND 190 DEGREES OF HOT LAP.
>>BECAUSE I BRING THE HEAT. LEGGINGS, BLANKET.
LAPTOP. COUCH PANNINI.
AND I’M TIRED FROM MY NAP.>>I MAKE MY OWN RULES.
THERE ARE NO RULES.>>EXCEPT FOR VANDERPUMP’S
RULES. HELL YES.
>>BECAUSE WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING THEY WANT.
AND I WANT TO DO NOTHING.>>NO FEAR.
>>NO LIMITS.>>NO BRA, EVER.
AW, MY FITBIT SAYS I’M DEAD. THE NEW NIKE PRO CHILLER
LEGGING.>>BECAUSE I CAN BEAT THE ODDS.
BECAUSE I CAN CROSS THE FINISH LINE.
>>BECAUSE I CAN’T JUST PUT MY NAKED BUTT ON THE COUCH.

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100 thoughts on “Nike Women’s Ad – SNL

  1. This wasn't an idea concocted more than it is one of the writers explaining what she did over the weekend

  2. Generation Snowflake out in full force in the comments section:

    "I feel personally attacked by this."

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  3. the pillow between the thigh is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. What is that supposed to be funny?

    I remember when SNL actually was funny. Now they're just no longer relevant. Also I thought that lesbian woman was leaving the show. Why is she still there.

  5. This is so true because roughy now I’m in my workout clothes laying in the couch watching YouTube

  6. My pitch:

    Nike outta do a Commercial where you just see 2 women's feet wearing Nikes.. kickin back and forth in the air for 30 seconds.. the camera slowly Pans down to show the women's feet are over her head, and shes getting fucked Naked , wearing nothing but Nikes.
    Just Do It.

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